University of Darkplace
Network Printer Instructions
2. Choose ‘Follow-You Printer’
3. Walk to printer
4. Touch ID card to sensor
5. Read ‘No Jobs Received’
6. Curse the day the printer salesman sold machine to gullible IT services rubes. Curse his/her parents, children, pets and pot-plants
7. Walk back to office
8. Email documents to Head of Department
9. HoD walks to printer.
10. HoD returns with documents. Apologise profusely and pretend that this will never happen again. You both know this is a damned lie.
11. Phone IT Services more out of habit than hope.
12. Repeat thrice daily.
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